League of Legends may be an intense, competitive game — but it’s also full of unintentionally hilarious champions. Over the years, Riot Games has blessed (and cursed) Summoner’s Rift with an endless supply of witty quotes, sarcastic banter, and chaotic taunts that make us laugh even during tilt-worthy moments.
This is The Funniest Champion Voice Lines Ranked, where we celebrate the absolute best, most meme-worthy one-liners in League history. Whether it’s Teemo’s maniacal cheerfulness or Draven’s unmatched ego, these lines remind us why we love (and hate) the Rift.
1. Draven – “Welcome to the League of Draven!”
No list could start anywhere else.
Draven’s entire personality is comedic perfection — a living meme of arrogance and charisma.
Funniest Lines:
- “Welcome to the League of Draven!”
- “Draven does it all… with style.”
- “Not Draven? Not interested.”
His lines are so over-the-top that even when you’re getting stomped by him, you can’t help but smirk.
Verdict: The undisputed king of voice line comedy.
2. Jhin – “Art requires a certain… cruelty.”
Jhin’s humor is dark — disturbingly poetic and creepily elegant.
He doesn’t try to be funny, but his intensity crosses into absurdity.
Funniest Lines:
- “I never hurt anyone… it’s the performance that kills them.”
- “Smiles, everyone smiles!”
- “I’m laughing… on the inside.”
His combination of theatrics and self-seriousness makes him unintentionally hilarious.
Verdict: The world’s first stand-up murder artist.
3. Teemo – “Captain Teemo on duty!”
League’s most hated champion also happens to be one of its funniest.
Teemo’s chipper attitude paired with his sadistic gameplay is pure gold.
Funniest Lines:
- “Never underestimate the power of the Scout’s code!”
- “Size doesn’t mean everything.”
- “I’m on the case!”
The fact that Teemo cheerfully yells these while poisoning you to death makes them twice as funny.
Verdict: The most terrifyingly cute war criminal on the Rift.
4. Tahm Kench – “Everything delicious is sin.”
The River King delivers every line with such smug, gentlemanly evil that it’s hard not to laugh.
He’s basically an evil foodie philosopher.
Funniest Lines:
- “A feast today, a feast tomorrow — the world is my buffet!”
- “Everything delicious is sin.”
- “Salt of the earth? More like seasoning.”
His dark culinary humor and silky accent turn every game into a Michelin-rated horror story.
Verdict: The champion version of Gordon Ramsay possessed by a demon.
5. Bard – “…” (Yes, silence is comedy)
Bard doesn’t speak a word, yet somehow he’s one of the funniest champions in the game.
Every “bwoop,” “bweep,” and “doo-doo-dee” sound effect feels intentional — like he knows something you don’t.
Add in his chaotic playstyle (accidentally ulting your whole team mid-fight) and you have one of the most comedic champions ever made.
Verdict: The silent clown of Summoner’s Rift.
6. Sett – “I’m the boss. That means I do the bossing!”
Sett’s voice lines are peak himbo energy — dumb, confident, and hilarious.
He’s the kind of guy who would bench press Baron and then complain it didn’t count as “real weight.”
Funniest Lines:
- “If I’m not the strongest, I’ll make sure I am.”
- “I’m the boss. That means I do the bossing.”
- “Time for a little demolition.”
Verdict: Muscle and comedy combined into one glorious pile-driver.
7. Ziggs – “This’ll be a blast!”
Ziggs’ manic enthusiasm makes every explosion feel like slapstick comedy.
He’s basically League’s version of a cartoon scientist who never learned safety.
Funniest Lines:
- “This’ll be a blast!”
- “Explosions first, questions later.”
- “I blew it… again!”
Even when Ziggs loses, he sounds thrilled — that’s commitment to chaos.
Verdict: A demolition expert who should’ve been fired seasons ago.
8. Gragas – “Time to roll out the barrel!”
Gragas proves that comedy and alcohol mix beautifully.
Every line from him sounds like a pub brawl narrated by a professional comedian.
Funniest Lines:
- “Now this I like to call ‘liquid courage.’”
- “I’m on a liquid diet!”
- “A fight? Don’t mind if I do!”
He’s the League’s living embodiment of “work hard, drink harder.”
Verdict: If beer had a personality, it would be Gragas.
9. Pyke – “They forget what’s beneath the waves.”
At first, Pyke doesn’t seem funny… until you realize how overly dramatic he is.
He sounds like every edgy middle-schooler’s favorite antihero — but with perfect delivery.
Funniest Lines:
- “They thought they could kill me. Guess they were dead wrong.”
- “Sink or swim… doesn’t matter, everyone ends up sinking.”
His over-the-top one-liners turn every hook into an unintentional punchline.
Verdict: The “cool” guy who doesn’t realize he’s the joke.
10. Heimerdinger – “Why, yes! I do have a hextech degree!”
Heimerdinger’s brilliance and arrogance are pure comedy gold.
Everything he says is half genius, half delusional.
Funniest Lines:
- “Why, yes! I do have a hextech degree!”
- “I put the ‘tech’ in hextech.”
- “I could calculate your chances of survival… but you won’t like it.”
Verdict: The funniest scientist since Viktor stopped laughing.
11. Braum – “The heart is the strongest muscle.”
Braum’s wholesomeness is its own form of comedy.
He’s so sincere that even his serious quotes sound like dad jokes.
Funniest Lines:
- “The heart is the strongest muscle.”
- “Take heart! Warmth will save us all!”
- “Mother always said, never get between a Braum and his poro.”
Verdict: The League’s funniest (and kindest) gym bro.
12. Fizz – “Blub blub blub!”
Fizz is one of the few champions who can troll you both in voice and in gameplay.
Every sound he makes is equal parts adorable and infuriating.
He doesn’t need words — his existence is the punchline.
Verdict: The aquatic embodiment of “hehe gotcha.”
13. Kled – “I don’t trust people without scars!”
Kled’s voice lines are pure southern chaos.
He’s a blend of cowboy, war veteran, and unhinged conspiracy theorist.
Funniest Lines:
- “I don’t trust people without scars!”
- “You ever notice that everyone who’s slower than you is an idiot, and everyone faster is a maniac?”
- “Ain’t no life like low-life!”
Verdict: If Red Dead Redemption had a comedy DLC, Kled would headline it.
14. Yuumi – “I’m helping!”
Yuumi’s overly cheerful, lazy-cat personality is hilarious — in the most infuriating way possible.
Funniest Lines:
- “I’m helping!” (while doing absolutely nothing)
- “You can’t spell ‘team’ without ‘meow.’”
- “Magic’s easy — just don’t think about it.”
Verdict: Both adorable and rage-inducing — the ultimate trolling companion.
15. Taric – “Gems are truly, truly outrageous.”
Taric’s fabulous delivery makes him one of the most unintentionally funny champions in League.
He radiates confidence, charm, and camp energy in equal measure.
Funniest Lines:
- “Gems are truly, truly outrageous.”
- “The mountain will never bow, but I will.”
- “Sparkle on!”
Verdict: Comedy and charisma combined. The Rift’s shining star.
Honorable Mentions
- Shaco: Literally the Joker of League. Every laugh is a jump scare.
- Trundle: “Can’t handle this much troll!”
- Jinx: Half funny, half terrifying.
- Rumble: Tiny mech, huge ego.
- Nunu & Willump: Wholesome comedy duo energy.
16. Why Riot’s Voice Lines Are Legendary
Riot’s writing team has mastered the art of character personality.
Funny lines aren’t random — they reinforce the champion’s core identity.
- Draven = Overconfidence
- Teemo = Innocent evil
- Jhin = Artful insanity
- Tahm Kench = Refined gluttony
Each line adds flavor to gameplay — the laughter, the salt, the joy.
These quotes aren’t just sound bites — they’re part of what makes League’s world unforgettable.
17. FAQs
Q1: Which champion has the funniest interactions?
Draven, Tahm Kench, and Yuumi — their champion-specific lines are hysterical.
Q2: Which champion has the darkest humor?
Jhin and Pyke — they’re so serious it becomes unintentionally funny.
Q3: Does Riot add new funny lines often?
Yes, especially with reworks and skins (e.g., Star Guardian or Pool Party lines).
18. Conclusion
From Draven’s ego to Teemo’s twisted cheerfulness, The Funniest Champion Voice Lines Ranked proves that League of Legends doesn’t just deliver gameplay — it delivers comedy gold.
Every voice actor, from Tahm Kench’s velvet menace to Kled’s chaotic yelling, adds character to the Rift.
So next time you queue up, turn your sound on — and enjoy the laughter before the tilt.
“Welcome to the League… of Draven.”
